tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5497928641398322495.post344462604563954297..comments2024-03-23T12:33:33.918-04:00Comments on Junta Juleil's Culture Shock: Coming soon: Good things come in 3's!Sean Gillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537515557596273876noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5497928641398322495.post-9051086815122402892015-05-12T19:42:50.167-04:002015-05-12T19:42:50.167-04:00Mike,
Oh yeah, big fan of PHANTASM III (well every...Mike,<br />Oh yeah, big fan of PHANTASM III (well every PHANTASM, too). I've been threatening for years to review the whole series; I should probably get around to doing that!<br /><br />J.D.,<br />Oh, yeahhh! NINJA III is sort of the apex of Cannon's wonderful brand of nonsense! (also, DEATH WISH 3.)<br /><br />Cannon,<br />Wow, now that is comprehensive list of suggestions! I wouldn't be surprised if a few of these crop up... <br />Sean Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00537515557596273876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5497928641398322495.post-79669901659455392372015-05-12T12:13:36.560-04:002015-05-12T12:13:36.560-04:00I've compiled a list for your, and while I don...I've compiled a list for your, and while I don't expect most of them to make the grade, I must insist...<br /><br /><b>Braddock: Missing in Action III</b><br /><br />...as an absolute given. It's Cannon, it's 80s, it's Chuck Norris. And in honor of the numerical criteria, it features a <i>triple</i> death-blow scene.<br /><br />The rest are listed in no particular order. Oh, and I hope you like colons.<br /><br /><b>The Bad News Bears go to Japan<br />Darkman III: Die Darkman Die<br />Maniac Cop III: Badge of Silence<br />RoboCop 3 <br />The NeverEnding Story III: Escape from Fantasia</b> (featuring terrible puppet shit and Jack Black as the leader of The Nasties) <br /><b>Xtro3: Watch the Skies<br />The Expendables 3 <br />Houseparty 3<br />A Rage in Harlem</b> (directed by Bill Duke. Yes, <i>that</i> Bill Duke.)<br /><b>From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter<br />Beverly Hill Cop III</b> (if for no other reason than the 'George Lucas wearing a cartoon piggy sweatshirt' cameo)<br /><b>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III <br />Carnosaur 3: Primal Species<br />Poltergeist III <br />D3: The Mighty Ducks <br />Apocalypse III: Tribulation</b> (Gary Busey...in a Christian moive!)<br /><b>Superman III <br />No Retreat, No Surrender 3: Blood Brothers<br />American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt<br />Kenny Rogers as The Gambler, Part III: The Legend Continues<br />Look Who's Talking Now</b> (The answer is: dogs. Fucking dogs are talking in this one.)<br /><b>Batman Forever<br />The Omen III: The Final Conflict<br />Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell<br />The Substitute III: Winner Takes All<br />The Karate Kid Part III</b> (AKA <b>I Love it when He Pounds Him!</b>)<br /><b>Psycho III<br />The Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid<br />Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles<br />Deadline Auto Theft<br />Bloodsport III<br />Child's Play 3<br />Scanners III: The Takeover<br />Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves</b> (really, though, <b>I Blew Up the Kid</b> deserves its own special review)<br /><b>Resident Evil: Extinction <br />The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift<br />A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors<br />Cannon Movie Tales: Hansel and Gretel <br />Highlander III: The Final Dimension<br />Leprechaun 3<br />Howling III</b> (that's right, the Australian one)<br /><b>Trancers III: Deth Lives</b> (actual spelling) <br /><b>Amityville 3-D<br />The Toxic Avenger III: The Last Temptation of Toxie <br />Smokey and the Bandit Part 3<br />Police Academy 3: Back in Training</b> (still comfortably within the Guttenberg years)<br /><b>The Prophecy 3: The Ascent <br />Aces: Iron Eagle III</b><br /><br /><br /><b>The Godfather Part III</b>Cannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12886860130286869992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5497928641398322495.post-78203527437419591192015-05-11T12:07:45.366-04:002015-05-11T12:07:45.366-04:00NINJA III! Yeah... Ah, some Lucinda Dickey awfulne...NINJA III! Yeah... Ah, some Lucinda Dickey awfulness...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08164105442273577128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5497928641398322495.post-55135995066273998972015-05-10T23:53:02.857-04:002015-05-10T23:53:02.857-04:00I have a feeling that this will be schweet indeed!...I have a feeling that this will be schweet indeed! And, it may be a longshot, but "Phantasm III" is a far cooler "getting the band back together" project than it has any right to be.Mike B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18002724434110207883noreply@blogger.com