tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5497928641398322495.post7564918542286143655..comments2024-03-23T12:33:33.918-04:00Comments on Junta Juleil's Culture Shock: Film Review: XXX (2002, Rob Cohen)Sean Gillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537515557596273876noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5497928641398322495.post-22258253680916799362015-03-23T10:31:16.978-04:002015-03-23T10:31:16.978-04:00is very good. thaks boosis very good. thaks boosobat pembesar penishttp://www.x-shops69.com/obat-pembesar-penis-vimax.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5497928641398322495.post-86751835916508509472015-03-13T11:50:27.628-04:002015-03-13T11:50:27.628-04:00J.D.,
Heheh. Though I also thought, in terms of h...J.D.,<br /><br />Heheh. Though I also thought, in terms of her non-horror work, that GO GO TALES and THE LAST MISTRESS were worthy of her talents; and SCARLET DIVA and THE HEART IS DECEITFUL ABOVE ALL THINGS are delightfully insane.<br /><br /><br />Cannon,<br /><br />I'd definitely watch a TIG/Julian Sands/James Hong Bond movie. (Maybe with Clancy Brown or Charles Durning as the hardboiled Chicago cop who has to help TIG against his better judgment).<br /><br />And I appreciate the personal story––ah, the affect of Asia A. on an impressionable young man! I think what you have here is a coming-of-age/literary nonfiction piece called "Summer of xXx..." (I'm only half-joking).<br /><br />And who could ever forget the subtle poetry of, "Where's my peanuts?"Sean Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00537515557596273876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5497928641398322495.post-5962583993256718142015-03-12T13:18:51.834-04:002015-03-12T13:18:51.834-04:00First off, let’s just stop for a moment and medita...First off, let’s just stop for a moment and meditate on the very idea of Thomas Ian Griffith as James Bond.<br /><br />Now THAT is the non-Eon, mid-90s New Line Cinema 007 movie I’d pay to see. The kind where TIG’s Bond would just walk around the streets of Chicago, waging a one-man war against invading Triads (with James Hong as the head crime boss). But I digress...<br /><br />Summer of 2002, the movie <b>xXx</b> (note how I address its proper capitalization) came into my life at a time when I was contently working for monthly, minimum wage paychecks and had recently received my first blowjob. In other words, I didn’t so much see a matinee showing of this out of some conscious desire, but merely because the lizard part of my early 20s brain automated me in the general direction of any schlock corporate pandering to macho jock-fetish escapism; furthermore, with the promise of Eurotrash erotica à la Asia Argento. <br /><br />Asia Argento. Damn.<br /> <br />I had seen her before in one of her fucked-up 'dad' movies, <b>The Phantom of the Opera</b>, opposite Julian Sands (another possible TIG Bond villain), immediately falling into hard-on love with her, only to then inexplicably forget about her. But with <b>xXx</b>, it was instant total recall. She’s remained a mental calendar pinup wet-dream ever since. If I’m ever shot dead by a woman, I hope it’s Asia.<br /> <br />Some closing kudos to a couple Vin Diesel lines that have likewise stayed with me, as part of my smartass 'X-treme!' persona arsenal, or to simply blurt out at random during the boredom of grocery shopping. From the same scene, two back-to-back gems—one genuinely spontaneous, the other meta:<br /><br /><i>"Where’s my peanuts?!"<br /><br />"I live for this shit!"</i>Cannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12886860130286869992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5497928641398322495.post-44472527588919829302015-03-11T22:15:12.658-04:002015-03-11T22:15:12.658-04:00At least, Asia did LAND OF THE DEAD so she's g...At least, Asia did LAND OF THE DEAD so she's got that going for her.<br /><br />Man, this is such a bad movie. Thank god Diesel has since been imprisoned in the FAST & FURIOUS franchise... alto, I did enjoy the last RIDDICK movie.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08164105442273577128noreply@blogger.com