GIANT OSCAR MESS: And the nominees are...

Tonight at 9:30 p.m. (doors open at 9) at the Bowery Poetry Club (308 Bowery between Houston and Bleecker, take the F train to 2nd Ave, or the 6 to Bleecker) will be GIANT OSCAR MESS!!! $10 at the door. Combining live performance, singers, dancers, comics, and hosted by Sean Young (Jillaine Gill) and Christian Slater (Sean Gill), the GIANT OSCAR MESS will deliver awards to the films that really deserve them– And the nominees are... BEST MONOLOGUE IN A MOTION PICTURE: Lorenzo Lamas in SNAKE EATER Gary Busey in SURVIVING THE GAME Lorenzo Lamas in BODY ROCK BEST FIGHT DANCE IN A MOTION PICTURE Lorenzo Lamas and Day-Glo Skeletons in BODY ROCK A Bunch of Italians and a Guy in an Owl Mask in STAGEFRIGHT Rob Stone and the Purple Falcons in ACE HITS THE BIG TIME BEST NON-DANCE DUEL IN A MOTION PICTURE Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Truck in HARD TARGET Ninja vs. Office Worker in REVENGE OF THE NINJA Lorenzo Lamas vs. Biker Karate Gang in SNAKE EATER Man vs. Ghoulie in GHOULIES II Michael Ironside vs. Subway train in HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Snake in HARD TARGET BEST WACKIFIED SOLO DANCE IN A MOTION PICTURE James Remar in RENT-A-COP Michael Moriarty in TROLL Lorenzo Lamas in BODY ROCK Mark Patton in NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE Connie McFarland in TROLL 2 BEST DANCE OF SEDUCTION IN A MOTION PICTURE Ed Harris & Elizabeth Regan in CREEPSHOW Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins in THE PIRATE MOVIE Deborah Reed and David McConnell in TROLL 2 John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis in PERFECT Construction Worker and the Female Sex in CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC BEST PUPPET IN A MOTION PICTURE Satan and Killer Starfish in ROCK N' ROLL NIGHTMARE Mac in MAC AND ME The Kids in THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS THE MOVIE Freddy's Kids in NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS Munchie in MUNCHIE Hope to see you there!