"Winners of the Yoknapatawpha County Spelling Bee" in McSweeney's Internet Tendency

I have a new literary humor piece up at McSweeney's Internet Tendency called "Winners of the Yoknapatawpha County Spelling Bee, 1929-1940," and it's a riff on William Faulkner's imaginative compound words.
Longtime readers of this site may recall that I once gave homage to Faulkner when reviewing Michael Jackson's MOONWALKER in his style––as a massive, stream-of-consciousness run-on sentence.  (It was quite a highbrow affair.)