Thursday, January 13, 2011

Film Review: HIGHBALL (1997, Noah Baumbach)

Stars: 5 of 5.
Running Time: 74 minutes.
Notable Cast or Crew: Chris Reed (RUDY, MR. JEALOUSY), Lauren Katz (RUDY, MR. JEALOUSY), Noah Baumbach, John Lehr (MR. JEALOUSY, host of I'M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE), Chris Eigeman (KICKING AND SCREAMING, METROPOLITAN), Peter Bogdanovich (director of THE LAST PICTURE SHOW, WHAT'S UP DOC?), Eric Stoltz (MASK, THE FLY II), Ally Sheedy (THE BREAKFAST CLUB, SHORT CIRCUIT), Rae Dawn Chong (COMMANDO, CHAINDANCE), Annabella Sciorra (MR. JEALOUSY, THE FUNERAL), Carlos Jacott (KICKING AND SCREAMING, BIG LOVE), Justine Bateman (FAMILY TIES, SATISFACTION), Dean Cameron (MEN AT WORK, ROCKULA). Written by Baumbach, Jacott, and Chris Reed. Produced by Joel Castleberg (KICKING AND SCREAMING, SLEEP WITH ME, MR. JEALOUSY).
Tag-line: "One year. Three parties. Twelve fools."
Best one-liner: "Di-annne! This kid vomited! And he reeks of liquor!"

Written and directed beneath the disguise of pseudonyms ("Ernie Fusco" and "Jesse Carter") and shot across six days on leftover money and film stock from MR. JEALOUSY, Noah Baumbach's HIGHBALL is, I dare say, a low-budge comic masterpiece which was marketed as a straight-to-video SWINGERS clone. You can hardly blame them, though- it's not like the 'overeducated, disaffected, metropolitan youth' subgenre had been packing 'em in since the heyday of late 70's Woody Allen. And while many have drawn parallels between these films and Allen's, I almost see 90's Noah Baumbach (KICKING AND SCREAMING, MR. JEALOUSY, HIGHBALL) and Whit Stillman (METROPOLITAN, BARCELONA, LAST DAYS OF DISCO) as a mini-genre unto themselves, especially separate from what came after: say, the stylistically bold, storybook forays of Wes Anderson; the meaner, more acerbic, post-2004 Baumbach; and the either too-hollow or too-mawkish latter-day fumblings of the so-called Mumblecore.

Shot inside someone's apartment with cheap, stark lighting and tinny sound, many will be put off by the low production value, but you A/V snobs will be ignoring one of the wittiest and best-acted comedy films in the last twenty years. I've watched HIGHBALL probably a dozen times (or more), and I'm left giddy with each viewing, always discovering a new background gag or some genius bit of throwaway dialogue. It's a cult film, and although the cult may be practically microscopic, my household is frequently home to "Everrrybody Fee-lix...it's Felix's birth-day," "Say hello to the other loooooosers," "I hope you like your beer tastin' good," "Little King Joachim," and other such obscure references that would surely baffle the non-HIGHBALL-initiated.

Though the cover art would have you believe that this film is about a Vegas lounge owned by the laid-back Eric Stoltz and run by his flashy cocktail waitress Annabella Sciorra, no element of the DVD cover has anything whatsoever to do with the film, not even Stoltz's and Sciorra's costumes or hairdos. (They do appear in the film, but as supporting characters.) Instead, we have Travis (Chris Reed) and Diane (Lauren Katz), a married Brooklyn couple whose (respective) desires to find an audience for closet-brewed beer and to recreate the French salons of the 18th Century provide the impetus for the film's triptych of parties: Birthday, Halloween, and New Year's.


Because attempting to describe the film's best gags and one-liners would merely be an exercise in watering them down, I'll instead give a rundown of the cast, many of whom will be easily recognizable to fans of semi-sophisticated 90's independent cinema.

Carlos Jacott, also a co-writer, nearly steals the movie as Felix, a character described as a man without a personality, and "if he did have one, deep down, it'd probably be some kind of an asshole." He expresses near-constant disdain, feeds six-year-olds booze, and presides over a host of spectacularly uncomfortable moments.

Jacott (left) exchanges words with Noah Baumbach.

Then we got Chris Eigeman, who's a personal hero of mine.

Sure, he usually just plays 'himself,' but when your self is as effortlessly deadpan and likably droll as Eigeman, you should be allowed to do whatever the hell you want.

There's John Lehr as the obnoxious, long-haired record store employee, er, I mean, record company employee.

Lehr, center, introduces his date (Justine Bateman) to his host (Chris Reed).

Playing an over-the-top goofus is a difficult feat to pull off without drawing the audience's ire, but Lehr is more than up to the task. Why he doesn't get more work (when mainstream comedy is teeming with untalented people playing goofuses) is beyond me.

Then we got Rae Dawn Chong and Ally Sheedy as themselves.


"Ally- was it...SHEEDY?"

And they're just famous enough for the gag to work perfectly. I.e., "Are you gonna go out there and tell Ally Sheedy to put out her cigarette?"

There's Peter Bogdanovich, who probably worked for free under the guarantee that he could pack in as many celebrity impersonations as was humanly possible for the duration.

And he does.

Eric Stoltz is the sensitive "star person" who "happens to know a lot of well-known people" delivers an excellent low-key performance in a film full of flashy ones (as he did in KICKING AND SCREAMING),

Baumbach himself plays a nebbish of sorts and reveals an acting talent that certainly deserves more exposure outside the occasional walk-on,

"How could you not know you look like Hitler?"

Dean Cameron shows up in a bit part as a recovering alcoholic magician whose final show does not disappoint,

'THE MAGIC MAN'

Noah's real-life dad Jonathan shows up as a creepy old man, Justine Bateman appears as a sad-sack hippie space cadet turned pleather-dress-wearing bon vivant, and Annabella Sciorra pops up as an elitist bitch and sometime wingwoman of Jacott's character. There's Stephen Foster references, dueling lizard costumes, and the choice between home brew and Malibu. There's amusingly unexpected character transformations, misuse of candy corn, and the marvelous collision of goofiness and sophistication. I'll say that this is the ultimate party movie for people who generally dislike 'party movies.' Not bad for six days.

Five stars.

-Sean Gill

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Junta Juleil's Sean Gill in Kevin Moore's PLAGUE OF THE PSYCHIC DEAD

The following is a fun little zombie short film from last year directed by my friend, Kevin Moore, which has been featured in the 'Director's Circle Festival of Shorts' and just now has hit YouTube. I appear, not as myself, but as some other guy who happens to be named Sean. Clad in a 'Kentucky' t-shirt, my thespianic talents ratchet the tension to a level some faint-of-hearts might classify as 'simply overpowering.' Also appearing are Simon Siegel, Jamie Almeleh (who plays my pretend sister), Jake Kedzierski, Chris Brancato, Tricia Moore, and (recognizable to Junta Juleil diehards) my real sister, Jillaine Gill. It features cinematography by Chad Coates and was co-produced by the elusive J. Carlson. Without further ado:

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Television Review: DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK (1973, John Newland)

Stars: 4.6 of 5.
Running Time: 74 minutes.
Notable Cast or Crew: Kim Darby (TRUE GRIT, TEEN WOLF TOO, BETTER OFF DEAD), Jim Hutton (MAJOR DUNDEE, THE GREEN BERETS), Barbara Anderson (IRONSIDE, THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN), William Demarest (THE LADY EVE, SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS, MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON). Written by Nigel McKeand (THE WALTONS, FAMILY). Directed by John Newland (ONE STEP BEYOND, THE NEXT STEP BEYOND).
Tag-line: "Can you see them, Sally ... hiding in the shadows. They're alive, Sally. They want you to be one of them when the lights go out."
Best one-liner: " You know how a husband can tell you've lost your mind? When you stop spending their money! So let's go spend some more of our husbands' money right away."

Notable for having scarred a generation of movie-of-the-week-watching children, the 1973 made-for-television horror film DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK has established a reputation for 'holding up' all these years later, a difficult feat for the low-budget, turbo-produced TV movies of yore, long before the era of 'respectability' was ushered in by the likes of HBO and Showtime. Having just watched it for the first time, I have to say that it's a top-notch scare-flick, and one of the finest that the dark n' gritty 1970's had to offer.

When reviewing a film as subtly atmospheric, as shadowy, as eerie, and as minimalist as DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK, I feel as if it's the reviewer's responsibility to reveal as little as possible about the scares, the specifics, and the monsters themselves (or the lack thereof). Suffice it to say that the film begins by adhering to the 'young couple moving into possibly haunted old house' template and proceeds to -quite rapidly- outperform the cliché with a combination of skillful realism and morbid, childlike dream-logic. So, without blurting out the plot, I'll briefly explain how the acting, direction, and writing conspire with one another to create a superior film.

First, it's directed by John Newland, the creator and host of the 'TWILIGHT ZONE meets UNSOLVED MYSTERIES'-style program, ONE STEP BEYOND. More interested in quotidian frights than social commentary, ONE STEP BEYOND was host to some genuinely unsettling moments. The scares were not gory, nor reliant on the mechanisms of 'Boo!'; they were rooted in situation, in realism, in a slow but believable progression of events. A woman's scream is perhaps the most worn-out aural utensil in horror's tired toolbox, yet in one memorable episode of ONE STEP BEYOND, I found myself oddly and singularly agitated by it. A premise had been built, our character screamed, and then it went on a little too long, felt a little too true. And that was Newland's gift- even within the constraints of television, with its myriad rules and regulations and advisory committees and standards and practices knuckleheads, he was able to (like the best of M.R. James) approach the very essence of horror: dread, panic, human unease. So we combine Newland's direction with the writing of Nigel McKeand, whose obsessions with domestic life in THE WALTONS and FAMILY gathered Emmy nominations and many ratings successes. As far as I can tell, DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK is McKeand's only foray into horror, but his 'homey' attention to detail lends the film a real sense of verisimilitude. The dynamics of marriage, the motif of the forgotten housewife, the attention paid to gender and overmedication, and the irresistibility of the unknown are tackled evenly by McKeand, and it's all sort of tempered by a sense of Lovecraftian, ancestral doom. I'm fairly certain they didn't explore that shit on THE WALTONS. Finally, the acting: Kim Darby, with a shaggy, kinda KLUTE-ish 'do, stars in a role that calls for equal parts Tippi Hedren in THE BIRDS and Jimmy Stewart in REAR WINDOW (the latter of which receives a loving stroke of homage). Alienated, terrorized, and accused of mental instability, she still brings the scrappy likability to the table that the role requires. She's our anchor, and her journey is ours.

The film was recommended by a friend who was trying to convince me of the hidden gems that 1970's TV movies had to offer the horror connoisseur. Despite being a devotee of THE TWILIGHT ZONE, NIGHT GALLERY, ONE STEP BEYOND, and the like I was initially nevertheless incredulous, but now, after seeing DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK, I'm 100% on board. In lieu of seeing the forthcoming Katie Holmes remake, I'm going to try and hunt down BAD RONALD, KILLDOZER, and Richard Matheson's DYING ROOM ONLY, all of which sound pretty damned fantastic.

-Sean Gill

Updated, Browsable List of All Reviews, January 2011

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3 MEN AND A BABY (1987, Leonard Nimoy)
THE 3 MUSKETEERS (1973, Richard Lester)
7 DAYS IN MAY (1964, John Frankenheimer)
13 FRIGHTENED GIRLS! (1963, William Castle)
13 GHOSTS (1960, William Castle)
48 HRS. (1982, Walter Hill)
52 PICK-UP (1986, John Frankenheimer)
99 AND 44/100% DEAD (1974, John Frankenheimer)
1990: BRONX WARRIORS (1982, Enzo G. Castellari)

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THE A-TEAM: "TAXICAB WARS" (1983, Gilbert M. Shilton)
THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES (1971, Robert Fuest)
ACTION JACKSON (1988, Craig R. Baxley)
ADAM RESURRECTED (2008, Paul Schrader)
ALAMO BAY (1985, Louis Malle)
ALICE COOPER: PRIME CUTS (1991, Neal Preston)
ALIEN NATION (1988, Graham Baker)
ALL THAT JAZZ (1979, Bob Fosse)
ALLIGATOR (1980, Lewis Teague)
ANGEL HEART (1987, Alan Parker)
ANTICHRIST (2009, Lars Trier)
A*P*E (1976, Paul Leder)
APPALOOSA (2008, Ed Harris)
THE APPLE (1980, Menahem Golan)
APRIL FOOL'S DAY (1986, Fred Walton)
ARTHUR (1981, Steve Gordon)

B
THE BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS (2009, Werner Herzog)
BALTIKA EXTRA 9 (2008, Russia)
BARFLY (1987, Barbet Schroeder)
BASKET CASE (1982, Frank Henenlotter)
BATTLE IN HEAVEN (2005, Carlos Reygadas)
BEAT GIRL (1959, Edmond T. Gréville)
BEAT STREET (1984, Stan Lathan)
THE BEGUILED (1971, Don Siegel)
BEST WORST MOVIE (2009, Michael Stephenson)
BIG BLOW (2000, United States)
THE BIG CLEAN (198?, Michael Ironside)
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986, John Carpenter)
"BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA" (1986, The Coup de Villes)
BILL AND COO (1948, Dean Riesner)
THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE (1970, Dario Argento)
BLADE RUNNER (1982, Ridley Scott)
THE BLACK CAT (2007, Stuart Gordon)
BLACK MOON RISING (1986, Harley Cokliss)
BLIND FURY (1989, Philip Noyce)
THE BLOOD OF HEROES (1989, David Webb Peoples)
BLUE COLLAR (1978, Paul Schrader)
BLUE DIAMOND BEER (2005, China)
BLUE STEEL (1989, Kathryn Bigelow)
THE BLOB (1988, Chuck Russell)
BLOOD WORK (2002, Clint Eastwood)
BOARDING GATE (2008, Olivier Assayas)
BODY DOUBLE (1984, Brian De Palma)
BODY OF EVIDENCE (1993, Uli Edel)
BODY PARTS (1991, Eric Red)
BORDERLINE (1980, Jerrold Freedman)
BOXING HELENA (1993, Jennifer Chambers Lynch)
BRAINSCAN (1994, John Flynn)
BROKEN ARROW (1996, John Woo)
BRONX WARRIORS (1982, Enzo G. Castellari)
THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY (1978, Steve Rash)
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1992, Fran Rubel Kazui)
BUIO OMEGA (1979, Joe D'Amato)
BULLETPROOF (1988, Steve Carver)
BURNT OFFERINGS (1976, Dan Curtis)

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CANDYMAN (1992, Bernard Rose)
CANE TOADS: AN UNNATURAL HISTORY (1988, Mark Lewis)
THE CARD PLAYER (2004, Dario Argento)
CARMEN (1983, Carlos Saura)
CARPY & THE CAP'N- PART 1 (2010, Sean Gill)
CARPY & THE CAP'N- PART 2 (2010, Sean Gill)
CARPY & THE CAP'N- PART 3 (2010, Sean Gill)
CASTLE FREAK (1995, Stuart Gordon)
THE CAT (1992, Ngai Kai Lam)
CHAMPAGNE COLA (2009, United States)
THE CHANGELING (1980, Peter Medak)
CHARLES BRONSON'S MANDOM 1-3 (197?, Nobuhiko Obayashi)
CHARLES BRONSON'S MANDOM 4-5 (197?, Nobuhiko Obayashi)
CHARLES BRONSON'S MANDOM 6 (197?, Nobuhiko Obayashi)
CHELSEA ON THE ROCKS (2009, Abel Ferrara)
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE #84: YOU ARE A MONSTER (1988, Edward Packard)
CHOPPING MALL (1986, Jim Wynorski)
C.H.U.D. (1984, Douglas Cheek)
CLASS OF 1984 (1982, Mark L. Lester)
COFFY (1973, Jack Hill)
COMBAT SHOCK (1986, Buddy Giovinazzo)
COMMANDO (1985, Mark L. Lester)
THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984, Neil Jordan)
CONQUEST (1983, Lucio Fulci)
COPYING BEETHOVEN (2006, Agnieszka Holland)
THE COTTON CLUB (1984, Francis Ford Coppola)
CRASH (1996, David Cronenberg)
CRIMES OF PASSION (1984, Ken Russell)
CRITTERS (1986, Stephen Herek)
CRITTERS 2: THE MAIN COURSE (1988, Mick Garris)
CRITTERS 3: YOU ARE WHAT THEY EAT (1991, Kristine Peterson)
CRITTERS 4: THEY'RE INVADING YOUR SPACE (1991, Rupert Harvey)
CRY-BABY (1990, John Waters)
CUTTER'S WAY (1981, Ivan Passer)
CUTTING CARDS (1990, Walter Hill)

D
DAD'S OLD FASHIONED BLUE CREAM SODA (2009, United States)
DAGON (2001, Stuart Gordon)
DARK BLUE (2003, Ron Shelton)
THE DARK CRYSTAL (1982, Jim Henson & Frank Oz)
DARK FORCES (1980, Simon Wincer)
DARK PASSAGE (1947, Delmer Daves)
DARK OF THE SUN (1968, Jack Cardiff)
DAVID (1988, John Erman)
DEAD & BURIED (1981, Gary Sherman)
DEAD HEAT (1988, Mark Goldblatt)
DEAD LIKE ME: LIFE AFTER DEATH (2009, Stephen Herek)
DEAD MAN'S CURVE (1986, Roger Vadim)
THE DEAD POOL (1988, Buddy van Horn)
DEADBEAT AT DAWN (1988, Jim van Bebber)
THE DEADLY SPAWN (1983, Douglas McKeown)
DEADLY WEAPONS (1974, Doris Wishman)
DEATH HUNT (1981, Peter R. Hunt)
DEATH WISH (1974, Michael Winner)
DEATH WISH II (1982, Michael Winner)
DEATH WISH 3 (1985, Michael Winner)
DEATH WISH 4: THE CRACKDOWN (1987, J. Lee Thompson)
DEATH WISH V: THE FACE OF DEATH (1994, Allan A. Goldstein)
DEEP RED (1975, Dario Argento)
THE DELTA FORCE (1986, Menahem Golan)
DEMOLITION MAN (1993, Marco Brambilla)
DEMONS 2 (1986, Lamberto Bava)
THE DEVILS (1971, Ken Russell)
DIARY OF THE DEAD (2008, George A. Romero)
DILLINGER (1973, John Milius)
DIRTY HARRY (1971, Don Siegel)
DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE (1995, David Price)
DRACULA (1931, Tod Browning)

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THE EARRINGS OF MADAME DE... (1953, Max Ophüls)
EATING RAOUL (1982, Paul Bartel)
ELVES (1989, Jeffrey Mandel)
ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA PROCUREMENT (2009, United States)
THE END (1978, Burt Reynolds)
ENTER THE NINJA (1981, Menahem Golan)
ESCAPE FROM L.A. (1996, John Carpenter)
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981, John Carpenter)
EUREKA (1983, Nicolas Roeg)
AN EVENING WITH GOLAN AND GLOBUS (2010, Sean Gill)
THE EVIL THAT MEN DO (1984, J. Lee Thompson)
EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977, John Boorman)
THE EXORCIST III: LEGION (1990, William Peter Blatty)
EXOTICA (1994, Atom Egoyan)
THE EXTERMINATOR (1980, James Glickenhaus)
EXTERMINATOR 2 (1984, Mark Bunztman)
EXTREME JUSTICE (1993, Mark L. Lester)
EXTREME PREJUDICE (1987, Walter Hill)

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FACE/OFF (1997, John Woo)
THE FACULTY (1998, Robert Rodriguez)
FALLING DOWN (1993, Joel Schumacher)
FANCY FOOTWORK (1952, Martin Rackin)
THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX (2009, Wes Anderson & Mark Gustafson)
FAREWELL, MY LOVELY (1975, Dick Richards)
FAREWELL TO THE KING (1989, John Milius)
FAST FORWARD (1985, Sidney Poitier)
FAT CITY (1972, John Huston)
FATAL BEAUTY (1987, Tom Holland)
FEAST II: SLOPPY SECONDS (2008, John Gulager)
FEAST III: THE HAPPY FINISH (2009, John Gulager)
FIRESTARTER (1984, Mark Lester)
FIREWALKER (1986, J. Lee Thompson)
THE FIRM (1993, Sydney Pollack)
FLASHDANCE (1983, Adrian Lyne)
FLASHPOINT (1984, William Tannen)
FLESH + BLOOD (1985, Paul Verhoeven)
FLESHBURN (1984, George Gage)
THE FOG (1980, John Carpenter)
FOR Y'UR HEIGHT ONLY (1981, Eddie Nicart)
FORCED TO KILL (1994, Russell Solberg)
FOREVER MINE (1999, Paul Schrader)
FOXY BROWN (1974, Jack Hill)
FRANKENHOOKER (1990, Frank Henenlotter)
FREDDY VS. JASON (2003, Ronny Yu)
FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE (1991, Rachel Talalay)
FREDDY'S GREATEST HITS- PART 1 (1987, The Elm Street Group)
FREDDY'S GREATEST HITS- PART 2 (1987, The Elm Street Group)
FREEBIE AND THE BEAN (1974, Richard Rush)
FREEJACK (1992, Geoff Murphy)
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART III: IN 3-D (1982, Steve Miner)
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN (1989, Rob Hedden)
THE FRIENDS OF EDDIE COYLE (1973, Peter Yates)
FROGS (1972, George McCowan)
FROM A WHISPER TO A SCREAM (1987, Jeff Burr)
FROZEN RIVER (2008, Courtney Hunt)

G
GEEK MAGGOT BINGO (1983, Nick Zedd)
GET CARTER (1971, Mike Hodges)
THE GHOST MAKER: A HALLOWEEN TALE (1988, John Carpenter)
GHOULIES III: GHOULIES GO TO COLLEGE (1991, John Carl Buechler)
GIALLO (2010, Dario Argento)
A GIRL CUT IN TWO (2008, Claude Chabrol)
THE GIRL ON A MOTORCYCLE (1968, Jack Cardiff)
GOTHIC (1986, Ken Russell)
GRAN TORINO (2008, Clint Eastwood)
LA GRANDE BOUFFE (1973, Marco Ferreri)
GUINNESS- PURE GENIUS: PART 1 (1987-1993, Rutger Hauer)
GUNCRAZY (1992, Tamra Davis)

H
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982, Tommy Lee Wallace)
HANG 'EM HIGH (1968, Ted Post)
HANGOVER SQUARE (1945, John Brahm)
HAPPY (1983, Lee Philips)
HAPPY-GO-LUCKY (2008, Mike Leigh)
HARD RAIN (1998, Mikael Salomon)
HARD TICKET TO HAWAII (1987, Andy Sidaris)
HARLEQUIN (1980, Simon Wincer)
HAUSU (1977, Nobuhiko Obayashi)
HEARTBREAK RIDGE (1986, Clint Eastwood)
HEAVENLY BODIES (1984, Lawrence Dane)
HELL IN THE PACIFIC (1968, John Boorman)
HELLBOUND (1994, Aaron Norris)
HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II (1988, Tony Randel)
HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II (1987, Bruce Pittman)
HELLRAISER (1987, Clive Barker)
HERO AND THE TERROR (1988, William Tannen)
THE HEROIN BUSTERS (1977, Enzo G. Castellari)
HI, MOM! (1970, Brian De Palma)
HIGH SCHOOL U.S.A. (1983, Rod Amateau)
HIGH SPIRITS (1988, Neil Jordan)
HIS KIND OF WOMAN (1951, John Farrow)
THE HIT (1984, Stephen Frears)
THE HITCHER (1986, Robert Harmon)
THE HITCHHIKER: "DEAD MAN'S CURVE" (1986, Roger Vadim)
THE HITCHHIKER: "HOMEBODIES" (1987, Carl Schenkel)
THE HITCHHIKER: "LAST SCENE" (1986, Paul Verhoeven)
THE HITCHHIKER: "THE LEGENDARY BILLY B." (1987, Chris Thomson)
THE HITCHHIKER: "STRIPTEASE" (1986, Jerry Ciccoritti)
THE HITCHHIKER: "W.G.O.D." (1985, Mike Hodges)
HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS (1995, Jodie Foster)
HOMEBODIES (1987, Carl Schenkel)
HOMECOMING (2005, Joe Dante)
HOMICIDAL (1961, William Castle)
HOMICIDE (1991, David Mamet)
HOOPER (1978, Hal Needham)
HOUSE OF WAX (1953, Andre de Toth)
THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959, William Castle)
HOUSE III: THE HORROR SHOW (1989, James Isaac)
HUDSON HAWK (1991, Michael Lehmann)
HUNGER (2008, Steve McQueen)
THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER (1990, John McTiernan)
THE HURT LOCKER (2009, Kathryn Bigelow)

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IN THE LOOP (2009, Armando Iannucci)
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994, John Carpenter)
INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM (1984, Steven Spielberg)
INFERNO (1980, Dario Argento)
INTRUDER (1989, Scott Spiegel)
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978, Philip Kaufman)
IRISH POTCHEEN (2006, Ireland)


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JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS (1963, Don Chaffey)
JOHN CARPENTER FANFICTION (2010, Sean Gill)
A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS (2009, John Waters)
JOHNNY HANDSOME (1989, Walter Hill)

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KELLY'S HEROES (1970, Brian G. Hutton)
KEOMA (1976, Enzo G. Castellari)
KILLER WORKOUT (1986, David A. Prior)
THE KILLERS (1964, Don Siegel)
KING OF THE ANTS (2003, Stuart Gordon)
KUFFS (1992, Bruce A. Evans)

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LABATT MAXIMUM ICE (1993, Michael Ironside)
THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988, Ken Russell)
THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO (1998, Whit Stillman)
THE LAST DETAIL (1973, Hal Ashby)
LAST SCENE (1986, Paul Verhoeven)
THE LAST SHARK (1981, Enzo G. Castellari)
LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3 (1990, Jeff Burr)
THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN (1985, Matthew Robbins)
THE LEGENDARY BILLY B. (1987, Chris Thomson)
THE LEOPARD MAN (1943, Jacques Tourneur)
LET'S KILL UNCLE, BEFORE UNCLE KILLS US (1966, William Castle)
THE LETTER PEOPLE, EPISODE 1- MEET MR. M (1974, Elayne Reiss-Weimann & Rita Friedman)
THE LETTER PEOPLE, EPISODE 2- MEET MR. T (1974, Thomas McDonough)
THE LETTER PEOPLE, EPISODE 23- MEET MR. G (1974, Thomas McDonough)
LEVIATHAN (1989, George P. Cosmatos)
LIFE AT THE OUTPOST (1979, Skatt Bros.)
LIFEFORCE (1985, Tobe Hooper)
THE LIMITS OF CONTROL (2009, Jim Jarmusch)
LIZARD IN A WOMAN'S SKIN (1971, Lucio Fulci)
LONE WOLF MCQUADE (1983, Steve Carver)
THE LOVELESS (1982, Kathryn Bigelow & Monty Montgomery)

M
THE MACHINIST (2004, Brad Anderson)
MACSHAYNE: WINNER TAKES ALL (1994, E.W. Swackhamer)
MAD MONSTER PARTY? (1967, Jules Bass)
MADIGAN (1968, Don Siegel)
MAN ON WIRE (2008, James Marsh)
MANHUNTER (1986, Michael Mann)
MANIAC! (1980, William Lustig)
MANIAC COP 2 (1990, William Lustig)
THE MANITOU (1978, William Girdler)
MARY (2008, Abel Ferrara)
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986, Stephen King)
THE MECHANIC (1972, Michael Winner)
MEN AT WORK (1990, Emilio Estevez)
THE MERCENARIES (1968, Jack Cardiff)
MESSENGER OF DEATH (1988, J. Lee Thompson)
MIDNIGHT IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL (1997, Clint Eastwood)
METROPOLITAN (1990, Whit Stillman)
MIRACLE MILE (1988, Steve De Jarnatt)
MISSING IN ACTION (1984, Joseph Zito)
MISSION TO MARS (2000, Brian De Palma)
MISTER LONELY (2008, Harmony Korine)
MODESTY BLAISE (1966, Joseph Losey)
MONSTER DOG (1984, Claudio Fragasso)
THE MONSTER SQUAD (1987, Fred Dekker)
MORTUARY ACADEMY (1988, Michael Schroeder)
MOTHER OF TEARS (2008, Dario Argento)
MR. MAJESTYK (1974, Richard Fleischer)
MR. NORTH (1988, Danny Huston)
MURDER ROCK (1984, Lucio Fulci)
MURPHY'S LAW (1986, J. Lee Thompson)
MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE (1987, Jimmy Huston)
MY OWN WORST ENEMY (2008, Jason Smilovic)
MY SCIENCE PROJECT (1985, Jonathan R. Betuel)
MY SON, MY SON, WHAT HAVE YE DONE? (2009, Werner Herzog)
MY WINNIPEG (2008, Guy Maddin)

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THE NAME OF THE ROSE (1986, Jean-Jacques Annaud)
NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS (2007, Jon Turteltaub)
NEAR DARK (1987, Kathryn Bigelow)
THE NEVERENDING STORY II: THE NEXT CHAPTER (1990, George Miller)
THE NEW YORK RIPPER (1982, Lucio Fulci)
NEW YORK STORIES (1989, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola, & Woody Allen)
NIGHT MOVES (1975, Arthur Penn)
THE NIGHT WALKER (1964, William Castle)
NIGHTFALL (1957, Jacques Tourneur)
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD (1989, Stephen Hopkins)
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 6: FREDDY'S DEAD (1991, Rachel Talalay)
NOT QUITE HOLLYWOOD (2009, Mark Hartley)
NOWHERE TO HIDE (1987, Mario Azzopardi)

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O.C. AND STIGGS (1985, Robert Altman)
OBSESSION (1976, Brian De Palma)
THE OCTAGON (1980, Eric Karson)
OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN (1983, George P. Cosmatos)
THE OFFENCE (1972, Sidney Lumet)
ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO (2003, Robert Rodriguez)
OUT FOR JUSTICE (1991, John Flynn)
THE OUTFIT (1973, John Flynn)
OUTRAGEOUS! (1977, Richard Benner)

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THE PARK IS MINE! (1986, Steven Hilliard Stern)
PAST MIDNIGHT (1991, Jan Eliasberg)
PATTY HEARST (1988, Paul Schrader)
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY (2009, Oren Peli)
PELTS (2006, Dario Argento)
PHASE IV (1974, Saul Bass)
PHENOMENA (1985, Dario Argento)
PICKUP ON SOUTH STREET (1953, Sam Fuller)
PIECES (1982, Juan Piquer Simón)
PIRANHA II: THE SPAWNING (1981, James Cameron)
THE PIRATE MOVIE (1982, Ken Annakin)
THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1991, Stuart Gordon)
PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES (1965, Mario Bava)
POLTERGEIST (1982, Tobe Hooper & Steven Spielberg)
POOR PRETTY EDDIE (1975, Chris Robinson & David Worth)
THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE (2005, John Putch)
PREDATOR 2 (1990, Stephen Hopkins)
PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987, John Carpenter)
THE PRINCE OF PENNSYLVANIA (1988, Ron Nyswaner)
THE PRINCIPAL (1987, Christopher Cain)
PRIVATE PARTS (1972, Paul Bartel)
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PROM NIGHT II: HELLO MARY LOU (1987, Bruce Pittman)
THE PROWLER (1981, Joseph Zito)
PSYCHO (1998, Gus van Sant)
PUMP UP THE VOLUME (1990, Allan Moyle)
PUSS IN BOOTS (1988, Eugene Marner)

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Q & A (1990, Sidney Lumet)
QUIET COOL (1986, Clay Borris)

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RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981, Steven Spielberg)
RAISING CAIN (1992, Brian De Palma)
RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II (1985, George Cosmatos)
RAMBO III (1988, Peter MacDonald)
RAMBO IV (2008, Sylvester Stallone)
RAWHIDE: "DUEL AT DAYBREAK" (1965, Sutton Roley)
REAL COTTON CANDY (????, United States)
[•REC] (2007, Jaume Balagueró & Paco Plaza)
RED DAWN (1984, John Milius)
RED DRAGON (2002, Brett Ratner)
RED ROCK WEST (1993, John Dahl)
THE RED SKELTON SHOW: "FANCY FOOTWORK" (1952, Martin Rackin)
REDNECK COUNTY RAPE (1975, Chris Robinson & David Worth)
RENT-A-COP (1987, Jerry London)
THE RESURRECTED (1992, Dan O'Bannon)
THE RESURRECTION OF BRONCHO BILLY (1970, James R. Rokos)
REVENGE OF THE NINJA (1983, Sam Firstenberg)
REVOLVER (1973, Sergio Sollima)
RHINESTONE (1984, Bob Clark)
ROADGAMES (1981, Richard Franklin)
ROADIE (1980, Alan Rudolph)
ROBOT JOX (1990, Stuart Gordon)
ROCK 'N ROLL HIGH SCHOOL (1979, Joe Dante & Allan Arkush)
ROCK 'N ROLL NIGHTMARE (1987, John Fasano)
ROLLER BOOGIE (1979, Mark L. Lester)
ROLLING THUNDER (1977, John Flynn)
THE ROOKIE (1990, Clint Eastwood)
THE ROOM (2003, Tommy Wiseau)
RUNAWAY TRAIN (1985, Andrei Konchalovsky)
RUNNING SCARED (1986, Peter Hyams)
RYAN'S DAUGHTER (1970, David Lean)

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SATURN 3 (1980, Stanley Donen)
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SCREAMERS (1995, Christian Duguay)
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THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW (1988, Wes Craven)
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SHARKY'S MACHINE (1981, Burt Reynolds)
THE SHOOTIST (1976, Don Siegel)
SILENT LIGHT (2007, Carlos Reygadas)
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THE SILENT WORLD (1956, Jacques Cousteau & Louis Malle)
SILVER BULLET (1985, Daniel Attias)
SIMPLE MEN (1992, Hal Hartley)
SLEEPWALKERS (1992, Mick Garris)
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SLUGS THE MOVIE (1988, Juan Piquer Simón)
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE (2008, Danny Boyle)
SMITHEREENS (1982, Susan Seidelman)
SOUTHERN COMFORT (1981, Walter Hill)
SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE (1983, Lamont Johnson)
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STUCK (2008, Stuart Gordon)
THE STUFF (1985, Larry Cohen)
THE SUBSTITUTE (1996, Robert Mandel)
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SUMMER HOURS (2009, Olivier Assayas)
SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD (2010, George A. Romero)
SURVIVAL QUEST (1989, Don Coscarelli)
SURVIVING THE GAME (1994, Ernest R. Dickerson)
SUSPIRIA (1977, Dario Argento)
SWAMP THING (1982, Wes Craven)
SWING SHIFT (1984, Jonathan Demme)
SWITCHBLADE SISTERS (1975, Jack Hill)

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TALES FROM THE CRYPT: "CUTTING CARDS" (1990, Walter Hill)
TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS (1981, Marco Ferreri)
TALES OF THE CITY (1993, Alastair Reid)
THE TALL T (1957, Budd Boetticher)
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TAXICAB WARS (1983, Gilbert M. Shilton)
TEACHERS (1984, Arthur Hiller)
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TERROR IN A TEXAS TOWN (1958, Joseph H. Lewis)
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974, Tobe Hooper)
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986, Tobe Hooper)
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3 (1990, Jeff Burr)
THEY LIVE (1988, John Carpenter)
THE THING (1982, John Carpenter)
THE THIRD MIRACLE (1999, Agnieszka Holland)
THIRTEEN FRIGHTENED GIRLS! (1963, William Castle)
THIS WOMAN IS DANGEROUS (1952, Felix E. Feist)
THREE MEN AND A BABY (1987, Leonard Nimoy)
THE THREE MUSKETEERS (1973, Richard Lester)
THUNDER ROAD (1958, Arthur Ripley)
THUNDERBIRD WINE AD (196?, James Mason)
THE TINGLER (1959, William Castle)
TOMBSTONE (1993, "George Cosmatos" & Kurt Russell)
TOP GUN (1986, Tony Scott)
TOTAL RECALL (1990, Paul Verhoeven)
TOURIST TRAP (1979, David Schmoeller)
TRANCERS (1985, Charles Band)
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TRICK 'R TREAT (2009, Michael Dougherty)
TRON (1982, Steven Lisberger)
TROUBLE THE WATER (2008, "Tia Lessin & Carl Deal")
TRUCK TURNER (1974, Jonathan Kaplan)
TRUE CRIME (1999, Clint Eastwood)
TRUST (1990, Hal Hartley)
TUAREG: THE DESERT WARRIOR (1984, Enzo G. Castellari)
TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992, David Lynch)
TWINS (1988, Ivan Reitman)

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UNDER SIEGE (1992, Andrew Davis)
THE UNHOLY THREE (1925, Tod Browning)
USED CARS (1980, Robert Zemeckis)

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THE V WORD (2006, Ernest R. Dickerson)

VALERIE AND HER WEEK OF WONDERS (1970, Jaromil Jires)
VAMP (1986, Richard Wenk)
VAMPIRE'S KISS (1988, Robert Bierman)
VAMPIRE'S SECRET ICE POPS (1993, United States)
VAMPIRES (1998, John Carpenter)
VAMPYR (1932, Carl Th. Dreyer)
VIGILANTE (1983, William Lustig)
VIOLENT CITY (1970, Sergio Sollima)
VISION QUEST (1985, Harold Becker)
VISITING HOURS (1982, Jean-Claude Lord)

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WAXWORK (1988, Anthony Hickox)
WEDLOCK (1991, Lewis Teague)
WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S (1989, Ted Kotcheff)
THE WHITE BUFFALO (1977, J. Lee Thompson)
WHITE DOG (1982, Sam Fuller)
WHITE HUNTER, BLACK HEART (1990, Clint Eastwood)
WHITE LINE FEVER (1975, Jonathan Kaplan)
WHITE SANDS (1992, Roger Donaldson)
WHO AM I THIS TIME? (1982, Jonathan Demme)
WILD AT HEART (1990, David Lynch)
WILD BILL (1995, Walter Hill)
WILD FOR KICKS (1959, Edmond T. Gréville)
THE WILD ONE (1953, Laslo Benedek)
THE WILLIES (1991, Brian Peck)
WINNING (1969, James Goldstone)
THE WIZARD (1989, Todd Holland)
THE WORST WITCH (1986, Robert Young)
THE WRESTLER (2008, Darren Aronofsky)

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Y
YOU, THE LIVING (2009, Roy Andersson)
YOU ARE A MONSTER (1988, Edward Packard)

Z
ZERO EFFECT (1998, Jake Kasdan)
ZIP ZAP RAP (1986, Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave)

Monday, January 3, 2011

Film Review: TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS (1981, Marco Ferreri)

Stars: 2.5 of 5.
Running Time: 101 minutes.
Notable Cast or Crew: Ben Gazzara (THE KILLING OF A CHINESE BOOKIE, THE BIG LEBOWSKI), Ornella Muti (FLASH GORDON, OSCAR), Susan Tyrrell (FLESH + BLOOD, FAT CITY), Tanya Lopert (FELLINI SATYRICON, PROVIDENCE), Roy Brocksmith (TOTAL RECALL, TANGO & CASH, ARACHNOPHOBIA). Based on the book by Charles Bukowski (BARFLY, FACTOTUM). Music by Philippe Sarde (TESS, QUEST FOR FIRE, THE TENANT). Cinematography by Tonino Delli Colli (ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST; THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY; SEVEN BEAUTIES; SALO; LACOMBE, LUCIEN).
Tag-line: None.
Best one-liner: "You owe me a beer, bitch!"

Bukowski entreats us to the continuing adventures of an old man who'd rather be getting drunk than chasing the Great American Wet Dream, but Marco Ferreri's got other things in mind.

I like Ferreri. His well-known experiments in debauchery and mid-life ennui (LA GRANDE BOUFFE, DILLINGER IS DEAD) might lead one to assume that he'd be perfect for tackling the gutter ramblings of Charles Bukowski, but the marriage isn't quite ideal. Bukowski himself was displeased with the end result, and it's not difficult to see why: largely missing is the lunatic energy, bursting humor, and casual flow that makes his poetry and prose so readable and compelling. Ferreri's film, as a whole, often feels lifeless and pretentious (save for a few extremely choice scenes), an atmosphere which finds itself at odds with the designs of Bukowski's writing.

Furthermore, Ben Gazzara- who's one of the finest actors of his generation- is unfortunately miscast. Unlike Mickey Rourke's depiction of the same character in BARFLY, you believe that Gazzara has responsibilities. It's important to believe that the Bukowski-cypher floats through life's misfortunes, dirty jobs, and stiff drinks with a charmingly psychotic indifference: a woman met at the bar could represent free lodging, a church could represent an auspicious place to take a shit, getting arrested for a crime one didn't commit could represent a great opportunity to sleep off a hangover.

As Gazzara tackles these situations, he comes across as a semi-classy guy who's merely slummin' it. But Bukowski's alter ego does not slum–the gutter is simply his natural habitat, a place for "the defeated, the demented, and the damned- they are the real people in this world, and I was proud to be in their company." To make matters worse, costume designer Nicoletta Ercole puts him in cardigans half the time. Cardigans, of all things. (To read some more of my personal disdain for cardigans, read almost any of my Michael Ironside reviews.)

But I don't mean to completely razz this film as there are a lot of nice things going on, too. First and foremost would be the Susan Tyrrell scene. Now, if anyone was born to be a Bukowski lady, it was Susan Tyrrell. Her genius in films like FAT CITY and FLESH + BLOOD has been oft discussed on this site. No one (except possibly Glenda Jackson) can quite so perfectly embody the concept of 'sewer pipe babe' like Tyrrell. Her bit here is that of a leopard-print sarong-wearin', zany purple eyeshadow'd, sleazy, skeezy, sleeeezy lady that our hero meets on a bus.

He follows her back to her apartment whereupon wine-with-a-price-tag is quaffed and Tyrrell reveals her penchant for narcolepsy (?!).

There's some nauseating sex, and then the cops show up.

All in a day's work for Tyrrell, who can effortlessly pendulate from mysterious beauty to grotesque hag in a matter of seconds, and without the benefit of a 'makeup change.' In short: acting. In a world where most of my favorite character actors are men who- either by choice or by Hollywood's designs- are not afraid to hit rock-bottom... to get ugly, it's refreshing to see an actress willing to let it all hang out. I see performances by such talented ladies as Susan Tyrrell, Grace Zabriskie, Glenda Jackson, Isabella Rossellini and the like, and it saddens me that there aren't more in their ranks- or at the very least producers, writers, and directors who believe in female character actors who are willing to step up to the plate and deliver.

Anyway, much of her brilliance is subverted by our actual female lead, Ornella Muti, a model-turned-actress whose good looks obviously escape scrutiny, but unfortunately the same cannot be said for her connection to Bukowski's material.

Though she certainly engages in Bukowski-friendly activities.

For being a "two-bit, mentally unwell, L.A. hooker," she certainly plays the vampy, Euro-chic card a few times too often. By the time her unusual compulsions and backstory are finally visited and explained in depth, I found myself too disconnected to care.

But again, this is balanced out by some positive elements. I haven't yet had a chance to mention that the production design is phenomenal. Every wallpaper stain, rug discoloration, and blazing cheapie lightbulb has been carefully overseen, and to great effect.



There are a few more scenes of note, as well– when Gazzara spends the night in a random, unlocked vehicle at a used car lot, he is rudely awakened in the morn' by the lot owner and his sadistic 9-year-old son who beat him with ball bats, repeatedly. This is the kind of bizarrely dreamlike (yet harshly naturalistic) scene that should have populated the entire film, not just a few select segments.

Gazzara bears the brunt of the little runt's perversion.

There's also an unusual (albeit too brief) incident whereupon our unshaven hero has an inexplicable run-in with a robot (!?) which I have no choice but to applaud.

Perhaps the next logical step is a Bukowski sci-fi?

While it certainly possesses the occasional flash of genius, on the whole, TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS (and Gazzara) mishandle the spirit of Bukowski, but it's not from a lack of tryin'. If the entire movie had been fueled by Susan Tyrrell's deranged enthusiasm, perhaps it would have had a chance, but I couldn't help but constantly- and unfavorably- compare it with Barbet Schroeder's BARFLY and marvel at the fluency and straightforwardmess with which Schroeder and Rourke managed to translate Bukowski to film.

-Sean Gill