Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Coming soon: "DROIDS week"

In which things get a little STAR WARS nerdy at Junta Juleil as I analyze 8 episodes of the landmark 1985-1986 series (and their outsize influence on the sequel and prequel trilogies), which is all the DROIDS bullshit you'll be able to handle for a while and then some.

Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Only now does it occur to me... BABE: PIG IN THE CITY (1998)

Only now does it occur to me... that BABE: PIG IN THE CITY is a children's film of uncommon imagination and depth. This is mostly due to the fact that high-octane Aussie auteur George Miller (the MAD MAX series, THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK)––who directed, co-wrote, and co-produced––imbues it with sweeping pathos and frenetic vigor. Basically, it plays like an outré action movie that happens to star a cast of genuinely lovable animals. It's as if Jacques Tati, Steven Spielberg, Hayao Miyazaki, and Michael Winner all collaborated on a movie about a talking pig. It's intense, artistic, and... legitimately good, is what I'm saying.

Set in "Metropolis"––an insane amalgamation of every major city worldwide––
it's an incredible sequence of action setpiece after action setpiece. As a wild sprint from start to finish, it reminded this viewer of Miller's own masterpiece, MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. Following this line of thinking to its conclusion, allow me to present to you "The Nine Ways George Miller's BABE: PIG IN THE CITY most resembles MAD: MAX FURY ROAD."

#1. When the clown Fugly Floom––played by Mickey Rooney, naturally––has silver cake icing on his face,
and it looks as if he's going to have a "Witness me!" moment, shiny and chrome.


#2. When gangs of street toughs threaten murder and mutilation in Babe's Metropolis:
 
and on Fury Road:



#3. When Flealick (voiced by Adam Goldberg), the endearing, disabled Jack Russell Terrier grabs hold of the dog-catchers' truck with his teeth
 
 
and becomes involved in a balls-to-the-wall car chase with a result that, at the very least, tugs at the heartstrings.



#4. When a Bull Terrier becomes trapped underwater by a chain and is unable to free itself,
 
a sequence ending on a note of actual poignancy.


#5. When Babe gets put into bondage wear.


#6. When it seems as if literally everyone is packing heat.

#6. When there's pure junkyard carnage during a chase scene.


#7. When there's a fire at a children's hospital clown-show (many of the children look as sickly as FURY ROAD's war pups)
 
and Mickey Rooney stumbles around in grotesque horror, looking a bit like Immortan Joe discovering an empty vault.


#8. When there's an entire action setpiece built around stylized villains on bungee cords.
 
She's no Doof Warrior, but then again, who is?


Basically, it may be the only film that could fully sate a MAD MAX convention as well as a children's birthday party. You should probably see it.