Look no further than this bit from the agonizing, Wes Craven-helmed, Eddie Murphy produced-written-starred vanity piece VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN. In 1995, vampire-mulleted Eddie Murphy's just hangin' out with his lady friend (Angela Bassett) at a bar when a venomous snake crashes the party.
He uses a mystical technique to hypnotize and snatch the snake from the bar,
thus winning the day.
Way back in 1993, when Jean-Claude wore the same mullet in John Woo's HARD TARGET, he was enjoying some lady time in the bayou (with Yancy Butler) when a snake similarly crashed the party.
Without even ruffling his mullet, he grabbed said snake
thus winning the day.
The big takeaway here is that Murphy has learned a lot from Mr. JCVD––and clearly the lessons have extended from entry-level stuff like fashion and grooming into 300 and 400 level courses, like "How To Immobilize Snakes Mid-Romantic Rendezvous." Eddie Murphy––he's just like the rest of us, eagerly awaiting the latest offerings of Professor Van Damme.
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