SEE! DiCaprio leap out from behind a palm frond and hiss at a doomed woman with the ferocity of a rabid mongoose:
BEHOLD! DiCaprio enunciating bizarre and inappropriate syllables while he explains that
"As for climbing down there, that is just an...
BEAR WITNESS! To DiCaprio channeling his existential ennui (less like LORD OF THE FLIES and more like "BORED OF THE FLIES" amirite?) into believing he's living a low-rent 1990s arcade game,
complete with bad video-pixelation and a generic "jungle danger" concept,
although we do get to watch a giant, face-huggin' spider go to town on DiCaprio's head,
till it's GAME OVER, man!
2015 HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN