SEE! DiCaprio leap out from behind a palm frond and hiss at a doomed woman with the ferocity of a rabid mongoose:
HISSSSSSSSSSSSS-HCCCCCAHHH!
BEHOLD! DiCaprio enunciating bizarre and inappropriate syllables while he explains that
"As for climbing down there, that is just an...
...ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE...
SUG-GEST-TION!"
BEAR WITNESS! To DiCaprio channeling his existential ennui (less like LORD OF THE FLIES and more like "BORED OF THE FLIES" amirite?) into believing he's living a low-rent 1990s arcade game,
complete with bad video-pixelation and a generic "jungle danger" concept,
although we do get to watch a giant, face-huggin' spider go to town on DiCaprio's head,
till it's GAME OVER, man!
2015 HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN
2 comments:
I thought somehow you Photoshopped those pics of Leo in the video game. An internet search confirmed that you are not messing with us. I do not understand how this is possible, but am beginning to accept it. Well played!
Jason,
Indeed it is a genuine scene from THE BEACH. The road to acceptance can be a long one.
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