Jean-Cold Van Damme stayin' cool in '92...
....and 2015.
If you're confused about what's going on, everything you need to know about this film can be summed up by the tagline: "They Stole His Kidney––He Wants It Back."
The above shot is the exact moment he discovers the aforementioned missing kidney, and as you can see there's a lot of classic JCVD "pathos face" combined with a lot of patented JCVD "posterior views," both of which really play to his strengths as a performer. (Remember, I theorized in my review of BLOODSPORT that the entire subplot with the female Kumite reporter existed solely to shoehorn in a gratuitous JCVD ass shot.) Perhaps it is unsurprising that JCVD is an executive producer of this fine film.
But wait, there's more––check out this scene, set in a discotheque:
I don't know if you can adequately tell from the still frame, but JCVD is clearly standing in front of a greenscreen. This is confirmed in the following shot, when JCVD's body double walks past, on set.
Now why on earth would they need to greenscreen this? I was under the impression that trashy discotheques were essentially JCVD's natural habitat. Truly a mystery for the ages.
Finally, for those of you assigned to "Splits Watch," we do indeed see one of his notorious splits, performed in slow motion alongside a moving car:
While the leg extension is not up to 'golden age Cannon Films'-levels, I'm willing to let it slide, cause the man is in his fifties. Also, JCVD is apparently the star of a new Amazon-distributed Comedy-Thriller series. How 'bout that?
2 comments:
I, for one, am thoroughly pleased at the JCVD renaissance that is apparently taking place, even if this one looks highly questionable! There is another fairly recent one called "Enemies Closer" -- Not gonna lie, it's pretty bad, but it does feature an amazing scene in which Van Damme (dressed as a Canadian Mountie, no less) delivers a monologue on cow farts. So there's that!
Mike,
Indeed––I'm glad they're letting the man do his thing, even if his "thing" is starring in terrible movies with limited theatrical releases. I may eventually see ENEMIES CLOSER at some point. But, eh––they can't all be BLOODSPORT!
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